so much bettr ta stays home from school!!! wai cant we all duz it 2???

(so much better to stay home from school!!! why can’t we all do it too???)

Abbott Elementary Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Fanatic
missing a lot uv school an at risk uv being in trubbl 4 truency…but wai shud e be’s in trubbl?
(missing a lot of school and at risk of being in trouble for truancy…but why should he be in trouble?)

a much bettr tv show’s, were u roots 4 ta criminel!!!

(a much better tv show, where you root for the criminal!!!)

Watch A Nearly Normal Family | Netflix Official Site
ta parints defenns tere daughtr!
(the parents defend their daughter!)

bettr stompy an disobedien!!!

(better stompy and disobedient!!!)

“Abbott Elementary” Fight (TV Episode 2023) – IMDb
throwing an stomping on ta othr girls milk!
(throwing and stomping on the other girl’s milk!)

bettr ta arrives fashienably late!!!

(better to arrive fashionably late!!!)

“Abbott Elementary” Light Bulb (TV Episode 2022) [on Hulu] – IMDb
arrives at school a our late!
(arrives at school an hour late!)

a very good advice’s 4 wen u hasta potty at night!!!

(very good advice for when you have to potty at night!!!)

pottying out ta winnow!!!
(pottying out the window!!!)

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 05, 1992 – GoComics
goes ta … > view transcript’s!
(go to … > view transcript!)

Watch Zoey 101 Season 3 Episode 14: The Radio – Full show on Paramount Plus
01:10 ta 01:24! (2 bad tay diden cuts off ta scene b4 she criticaizd it!)
(01:10 to 01:24! (too bad they didn’t cut off the scene before she criticized it!))

very, very good!!! lots uv communis spieses in ta governmint!!!

(very, very good!!! lots of communist spies in the government!!!)

U.S. Has More to Lose Than Russia in Spy Expulsions | The New Yorker
tay iz hear in larg nummer’s, actively trying ta penetrates lots uv sector’s uv ta governmint!
(they are here in large numbers, actively trying to penetrate lots of sectors of the government!)

bettr naughty, we said!!!

(better naughty, we said!!!)

Newsom, like Trump and DeSantis, always seeks attention – CalMatters
liek naughty childrin, tese politicien’s says provocativ thingses!
(like naughty children, these politicians say provocative things!)

very fun, ta climbs up on2 ta roof!!!

a much bettr view, we said!!!

While playing: four children break through the glass ceiling of a shopping center – seriously injured
tay climbsd on2 ta roof an fells thru!

[Control Z] – Netflix
tay luvsta watches ppl thru ta roof!

very clevr: a perp walk’s ta shows u iz ta reel victem!!!

Trump’s Perp Walk: Sunday’s Comic – Arizona Daily Independent
ell gets electid in a lannslide’s if e gets arrestid!

Trump wants to be handcuffed for court appearance in Stormy Daniels case, sources say | Donald Trump | The Guardian
defience agains unfair prosecutien, ta helps iz campaign!

Trump thinks perp walk would be “fun” — and muses about whether he should “smile” for cameras: NYT | Salon.com
a fun perp walk’s ta helps win ta electien!

Possible Trump indictment creates Mar-a-Lago ‘war room’ mentality
a wins-wins 4 im, wethr e gets arrestid r not!

Trump arraignment: The scene outside the Washington, DC court | News | Al Jazeera
e says its a gr8 honr ta b arrestid 4 iz ppl!
(he says it’s a great honor to be arrested for his people!)

e wonn gets ta perp walk’s e wantid, tho:

Trump to Be Arrested, Mugshot TBD: Source – NBC New York
e wonn b handcuffd…

very, very good, ta be’s treatid well in jael!!!

Attorney General Bonta Calls for Stronger Regulatory Protections for Justice-Involved Youth | State of California – Department of Justice – Office of the Attorney General
room confinemint shuden interferes with bathroom use (liek it dids hear, hear, hear, hear, hear, hear, hear, an hear), an no useing fors 4 being disrespectfel r disobedien!

tay shud givs tem buckitses ta goes in, we said!!!

Cot with toilet bucket in a windowless cell for solitary confinement, Stock Photo, Picture And Rights Managed Image. Pic. IBR-1200755 | agefotostock

liek this chiel, oos lockd inta iz room at night an mades lots uv potty mess’s, but wen e gots a portabl toilit, e luvs using it instedd!!!