so much bettr ta stays home from school!!! wai cant we all duz it 2???

(so much better to stay home from school!!! why can’t we all do it too???)

Abbott Elementary Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Fanatic
missing a lot uv school an at risk uv being in trubbl 4 truency…but wai shud e be’s in trubbl?
(missing a lot of school and at risk of being in trouble for truancy…but why should he be in trouble?)

a very good advice’s 4 wen u hasta potty at night!!!

(very good advice for when you have to potty at night!!!)

pottying out ta winnow!!!
(pottying out the window!!!)

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 05, 1992 – GoComics
goes ta … > view transcript’s!
(go to … > view transcript!)

Watch Zoey 101 Season 3 Episode 14: The Radio – Full show on Paramount Plus
01:10 ta 01:24! (2 bad tay diden cuts off ta scene b4 she criticaizd it!)
(01:10 to 01:24! (too bad they didn’t cut off the scene before she criticized it!))

so convenien ta leevs ta fly’s unzippd!!! much easier 4 pottying, we said!!!

(so convenient to leave the fly unzipped!!! much easier for pottying, we said!!!)

Rafah, Palestinian, Gaza Strip April 1982. When Israel withdrew from the Sinai in 1982, as part of the terms of the 1979 Egypt–Israel Peace Treaty. Rafah was split into a Gazan part and an Egyptian part, dividing families, separated by barbed-wire barriers. 1980s HOMER SYKES Stock Photo – Alamy
1 on eech sied uv ta fence, in jeanses with ta fly’s unzippd!
(one on each side of the fence, in jeans with the fly unzipped!)

an if sum1 catches u with ta fly’s opn, tay cant proves u wuz secrit-pottying!!!
(and if someone catches you with the fly open, they can’t prove you were secret-pottying!!!)

a professionel con artist’s!!!

(a professional con artist!!!)

a skillfel lier’s dat pretennid she wuz working 4 ta police!!!
(a skillful liar that pretended she was working for the police!!!)

Hundreds Take to the Streets in Santa Barbara After Viral Video Sparks Outrage – The Santa Barbara Independent
she said she works 4 ta police but haz no relatienship with tem!
(she said she works for the police but has no relationship with them!)

bettr with no law’s!!!

(better with no laws!!!)

moar freedem, we said!!!
(more freedom, we said!!!)

Madam Secretary Recap 09/21/14: Season 1 Premiere “Pilot” | Celeb Dirty Laundry
here son thinks e’s a anarchiss!
(her son thinks he’s an anarchist!)

Madam Secretary: The Ninth Circle Review – Reel Mockery
very punchy, e iz! (e gets in a fight’s!)
(very punchy, he is! (he gets in a fight!))

tay shudn be’s so bossy an den ppl wuden gets mad, we said!!!

(they shouldn’t be so bossy and then people wouldn’t get mad, we said!!!)

Unruly passenger behavior on airline flights is still rampant
72 percen uv ta incident’s hadta do with masking rule’s!
(72 percent of the incidents had to do with masking rules!)

very clevr: a perp walk’s ta shows u iz ta reel victem!!!

Trump’s Perp Walk: Sunday’s Comic – Arizona Daily Independent
ell gets electid in a lannslide’s if e gets arrestid!

Trump wants to be handcuffed for court appearance in Stormy Daniels case, sources say | Donald Trump | The Guardian
defience agains unfair prosecutien, ta helps iz campaign!

Trump thinks perp walk would be “fun” — and muses about whether he should “smile” for cameras: NYT | Salon.com
a fun perp walk’s ta helps win ta electien!

Possible Trump indictment creates Mar-a-Lago ‘war room’ mentality
a wins-wins 4 im, wethr e gets arrestid r not!

Trump arraignment: The scene outside the Washington, DC court | News | Al Jazeera
e says its a gr8 honr ta b arrestid 4 iz ppl!
(he says it’s a great honor to be arrested for his people!)

e wonn gets ta perp walk’s e wantid, tho:

Trump to Be Arrested, Mugshot TBD: Source – NBC New York
e wonn b handcuffd…

very, very good!!! lawbraking iz part uv freedem!!!

Watch Star Trek: Picard Season 3 Episode 5: Imposters – Full show on Paramount Plus
32:34: tere can be’s no utopia without criem!

looks ta freedem versien uv this 1s!!!

looks ta freedem versien	uv this 1s!!!
Watch Star Trek: Picard Season 2 Episode 4: Watcher – Full show on Paramount Plus seasin 2 episod 4: ta criminels haz fun!	Watch The Rookie TV Show – ABC.com ta cops chases tem down 😦
Star Trek: Picard (Official Site) Watch on Paramount Plus seasin 2 episod 3 ta 8: ta lawbrakrs escapes!	Watch The Rookie: Feds TV Show – ABC.com ta cops arress tem 😦
[The Lincoln Lawyer] – Netflix ta defens alwayz wins! (the defense always wins!)	The Whole Truth (TV Series 2010–2012) – IMDb ta prosecutien alwayz wins 😦 (the prosecution always wins 😦 )

very fun!!! wai shudn kid’s be’s abl ta driev, 2???

Accident: Five-year-old steals car and crashes into wall – seriously injured
a 5-yeer-ol stoles a car an crasheds it!