hears ta awards case u misseds tem!!!

(here’s the awards in case you missed them!!!)

75th Primetime Emmy Awards – YouTube
an a nice littel mention’s uv ta ovr-policed, 2!
(and a nice little mention of the over-policed, too!)

a much bettr polacy’s, ta helps freedem!!!

(a much better policy, to help freedom!!!)

not punishing ppl 4 resissing arress!!!
(not punishing people for resisting arrest!!!)

California Racial and Identity Profiling Advisory Board Releases Report on 2022 Police Stop Data | State of California – Department of Justice – Office of the Attorney General
policies ta prevent police from busting ppl jus for resissing arress!
(policies to prevent police from busting people just for resisting arrest!)

super speciel with actuel pottying in public!!!

(super special with actual pottying in public!!!)

Watch Zoey 101 Season 1 Episode 1: Welcome to PCA – Full show on Paramount Plus
at ta very beginning uv ta firs episod, 01:23 ta 02:10 an 02:31 ta 03:17! a rly beautifel kid’s, we said!
(at the very beginning of the first episode, 01:23 to 02:10 and 02:31 ta 03:17! a really beautiful kid, we said!)

much bettr wen ta cop’s doesn helps in ta evictien’s!!!

(much better when the cops don’t help in the evictions!!!)

Attorney General Bonta Issues Legal Guidance for Law Enforcement Responding to Unlawful Lockouts and Self-Help Evictions | State of California – Department of Justice – Office of the Attorney General
law enforcemint shud nevr helps a landlor evicts a tenint!
(law enforcement should never help a landlord evict a tenant!)

a sepportr uv menny thing’s we lieks!!!

(a supporter of many things we like!!!)

Angela Glover Blackwell – Wikipedia
universel basic income an police abolitien!
(universal basic income and police abolition!)

so menny copses, tay needsdid 4 tere operatien!!!

(so many cops, they needed for their operation!!!)

Germany bans neo-Nazi group with links to the US and conducts raids in 10 German states | AP News
700 police offacer’s searchd ta home’s uv 28 group memmer’s: 25 4 eech!
(700 police officers searched the homes of 28 group members: 25 for each!)

a professionel con artist’s!!!

(a professional con artist!!!)

a skillfel lier’s dat pretennid she wuz working 4 ta police!!!
(a skillful liar that pretended she was working for the police!!!)

Hundreds Take to the Streets in Santa Barbara After Viral Video Sparks Outrage – The Santa Barbara Independent
she said she works 4 ta police but haz no relatienship with tem!
(she said she works for the police but has no relationship with them!)

bettr ta nos shes in ta police b4 we accadentaly votes 4 her!!!

(better to know she’s in the police before we accidentally vote for her!!!)

Criticism of Pechstein’s CDU appearance in Federal Police uniform | tagesschau.de
criticaized 4 wereing ta police unaform az politicien…but at lees dat way we nos!
(criticized for wearing the police uniform as a politician…but at least that way we know!)

2 bad we cant goes potty in these place’s :(

(too bad we can’t go potty in these places 😦 )

hamburg

Wanted man urinates at police station at Hamburg Central Station – arrest!
detained 4 pottying an den arrestid cuz e wuz wantid 😦
(detained for pottying and then arrested because he was wanted 😦 )

a much bettr solutien’s ta ppl not lieking ta cops!!!

1. replacing tem with privat securety guardses!!!

replacing tem with privat securety guardses!!!

Private Security Guards Are Replacing Police Across America | Time