no fare, tan-pants kids said!!! wai cant we weres pottywere 2???

(no fair, tan-pants kids said!!! why can’t we wear pottywear 2???)

“Abbott Elementary” Smith Playground (TV Episode 2024) – IMDb
pee-colerd shirtses an pee-hieding pant’s!
(pee-colored shirts and pee-hiding pants!)

so much bettr ta stays home from school!!! wai cant we all duz it 2???

(so much better to stay home from school!!! why can’t we all do it too???)

Abbott Elementary Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Fanatic
missing a lot uv school an at risk uv being in trubbl 4 truency…but wai shud e be’s in trubbl?
(missing a lot of school and at risk of being in trouble for truancy…but why should he be in trouble?)

look its based on a actuel school’s!!!

(look, it’s based on an actual school!!!)

look its based on	a actuel school’s!!!
(look, it’s based on	an actual school!!!)
Willard R. Abbott Elementary School | Abbott Elementary Wiki | Fandom Willard R. Abbott Elementary School in Philadelphia!	Frances E. Willard School – The School District of Philadelphia Frances E. Willard School in Philadelphia!
an it evn haz a similer school unaform’s! (and it even has a similar school uniform!)
Abbott Elementary school uniform – Google Search	School Uniform – Frances E. Willard School

very speciel ta gets ta sleep ovr at ta museum!!!

(very special to get to sleep over at the museum!!!)

sleepover at the museum – Google Search

sleepover at the Franklin Institute – Google Search

“Abbott Elementary” Franklin Institute (TV Episode 2023) – IMDb
a sleepover’s at ta franklin institut!
(a sleepover at the franklin institute!)

bettr stompy an disobedien!!!

(better stompy and disobedient!!!)

“Abbott Elementary” Fight (TV Episode 2023) – IMDb
throwing an stomping on ta othr girls milk!
(throwing and stomping on the other girl’s milk!)

roun, roun, roun, ta wheel’s on ta bus iz!!!

(round, round, round, the wheels on the bus are!!!)

Zoo Balloon/Transcript | Abbott Elementary Wiki | Fandom
ta wheel’s on ta bus goes roun an roun!
(the wheels on the bus go round and round!)

very importint ta uses ta bathroom b4 ta trip!!!

(very important to use the bathroom before the trip!!!)

Zoo Balloon/Transcript | Abbott Elementary Wiki | Fandom
you’re lass chance ta uses ta bathroom b4 ta fiel trip!
(your last chance to use the bathroom before the field trip!)

bettr ta arrives fashienably late!!!

(better to arrive fashionably late!!!)

“Abbott Elementary” Light Bulb (TV Episode 2022) [on Hulu] – IMDb
arrives at school a our late!
(arrives at school an hour late!)

looks all ta diffren place’s u cud goes potty!!!

(look all the different places you could go potty!!!)

“Abbott Elementary” Pilot (TV Episode 2021) [on Hulu] – IMDb
on ta classroom rug an on you’reself!
(on the classroom rug and on yourself!)

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in ta sink r ta buckit’s in ta bak uv ta classroom!
(in the sink or the bucket in the back of the classroom!)

“Abbott Elementary” Juice (TV Episode 2022) – IMDb
in ta bathrooms on othr floor’s!
(in the bathrooms on other floors!)

in its pajama topses!!! so convenien ta avoids getting changd in ta morning!!!

(in its pajama top!!! so convenient to avoid getting changed in the morning!!!)

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Anna-Kat Otto Outfits & Fashion on American Housewife | Julia Butters

Abbott Elementary classroom – Google Search
in ta fron middel an ta bak right!
(in the front middle and the back right!)

California transitional kindergarten: Quality varies by school – CalMatters
in ta bak in red!
(in the back in red!)

California transitional kindergarten: Quality varies by school – CalMatters